From geese blocking the road to a kitchen turned lake, these excuses are too absurd to be anything but entertainment.
These are meant to make people laugh, not to get you out of trouble. If you are actually late, a short honest message works better than a creative story.
They are also handy for writers who need a character to wriggle out of something, or for group chats where everyone shares the worst excuse.
Try the would you rather generator for another round of silly choices.
Frequently asked questions
Should I use these for real excuses?
Honesty is usually better. These are for fun and fiction.
Can I get several at once?
Yes, up to twenty.
Are they different each time?
Yes, they combine many openers, reasons and closers.
Can I use them in a story?
Yes, please do.